"Is there life before death?"

"I'd give my right arm to be ambidextrous."

"I shot an arrow into the air, and it stuck."

"Some day my boat will come in, and with my luck I'll be at the airport."

"Cogito ergo spud. - I think, therefore I yam"

"One hundred thousand lemmings can't be wrong."

"All national institutions of churches, whether Jewish, Christian or Turkish, appear to me no other than human inventions set up to terrify and enslave mankind, and monopolize power and profit."

"The state is the great ficticious entity by which everyone seeks to live at the expense of everyone else."

"Here's what I think the truth is: We are all addicts of fossil fuels in a state of denial, about to face cold turkey."

"I never could tell a lie that anybody would doubt, nor a truth that anybody would believe."

"Why is the man (or woman) who invests all your money called a broker?"

"The noblest of men deserves not the weakest of women."