"The poets have been mysteriously silent on the subject of cheese."

"Not that you lied to me, but that I no longer believe you, has shaken me."

"Funny how people despise platitudes, when they are usually the truest thing going. A thing has to be pretty true before it gets to be a platitude."

"My mother said to me, if you go into the military, you will become a general. If you go into the clergy, you will become Pope. Instead, I became an artist, and I am Piccaso."

"I am in fact a Hobbit, in all but size."

"An act against my will is not my act."

"It matters if you just don't give up."

"It's the opinion of some that crops could be grown on the moon. Which raises the fear that it may not be long before we're paying somebody not to."

"Write 100 things that you love about your partner. It鈥檚 another way of keeping yourself in check. It鈥檚 hard to do."

"I'll never make the mistake of turning seventy again."

"Wars teach us not to love our enemies but to hate our allies."

"Silly things do cease to be silly if they are done by sensible people in an impudent way."