"Any sufficiently advanced bureaucracy is indistinguishable from molasses."

"The person who knows 'how' will always have a job. The person who knows 'why' will always be his boss."

"Our way is not soft grass, it's a mountain path with lots of rocks. But it goes upward, forward, toward the sun."

"You go to war with the Army you have. They鈥檙e not the Army you might want or wish to have at a later time."

"Bad spellers of the world, untie!"

"How you behave toward cats here below determines your status in Heaven."

"Liberty without learning is always in peril; learning without liberty is always in vain."

"The more you suffer , the more you show you really care."

"I talk to God, but the sky is empty."

"If a person offend you and you are in doubt as to whether it was intentional or not, do not resort to extreme measures. Simply watch your chance and hit him with a brick."

"I myself am made entirely of flaws, stitched together with good intentions."

"Everybody hates me because I'm so universally liked."