"That woman speaks eighteen languages and can't say 'No' in any of them."

"Take care of the luxuries and the necessities will take care of themselves."

"The only 'ism' hollywood believes in is plagiarism."

"I'm never going to be famous. I don't do anything, not one single thing. I used to bite my nails, but I don't even do that any more."

"Men seldom make passes At girls who wear glasses."

"I don't care what is written about me so long as it isn't true."

"I am a man more sinn'd against than sinning."

"Well, if I called the wrong number, why did you answer the phone?"

"Insist on yourself; never imitate... Every great man is unique."

"One man practicing sportsmanship is far better than fifty preaching it."

"You've got be careful about getting locked into open systems."

"Oliver's Law"