"If all these sweet young things were laid end to end, I wouldn't be the slightest bit suprised."

"Famous actress bragging about her husband: Look at him, isn't he beautiful I have kept him for seven years now' Dorothy Parker: Don't Worry--he'll come back in style'"

"I require three things in a man. He must be handsome, ruthless and stupid."

"If all the girls who attended the Yale prom were laid end to end, I wouldn't be a bit surprised."

"'Los Angeles: Seventy-two suburbs in search of a city."

"The best way to keep children at home is to make the home atmosphere pleasant - and let the air out of the tires."

"Often it does seem a pity that Noah and his party did not miss the boat."

"A precedent embalms a principle."

"Jane Austen is the pinnacle to which all other authors aspire."

"We sleep safe in our beds because rough men stand ready in the night to visit violence on those who would do us harm."

"A girl can't analyze marriage, and a woman dare not."

"The strongest man in the world is he who stands alone."