"The trouble with born-again Christians is that they are an even bigger pain the second time around."

"The only thing wrong with immortality is that it tends to go on forever."

"I tend to live in the past because most of my life is there."

"Isn't it nice that people who prefer Los Angles to San Francisco live there?"

"The trouble with Oakland is that when you get there, it's there."

"All American cars are basically Chevrolets."

"It is a far better thing that I do, than I have ever done; it is a far, far better rest that I go to than I have ever known."

"Space is big. You just won't believe how vastly, hugely, mind- bogglingly big it is. I mean, you may think it's a long way down the road to the chemist's, but that's just peanuts to space."

"Swallow your pride, you will not die, it's not poison."

"Everybody believes in something and everybody, by virtue of the fact that they believe in something, use that something to support their own existence."

"A special Providence protects fools, drunkards, small children and the United States of America."

"A critic is a legless man who teaches running."