"When you're hot, you're hot; when you're not, you're not."

"It takes 15,000 nuts to hold a car together, but only one to spread it all over the highway."

"Violence is a tool of the ignorant."

"Funny is an attitude."

"The cost of living is going up and the chance of living is going down."

"You can't expect to hit the jackpot if you don't put a few nickels in the machine."

"Think to yourself that every day is your last; the hour to which you do not look forward will come as a welcome surprise."

"Pain is a very precious gift. Do not waste it."

"I ask no favors for my sex.... All I ask of our brethren is that they will take their feet from off our necks."

"Reality is only just a word."

"If America shows weakness and uncertainty, the world will drift toward tragedy. That will not happen on my watch."

"Romance is the glamour which turns the dust of everyday life into a golden haze."