"Teach us, O Lord, the disciplines of patience, for to wait is often harder than to work."

"Desiring to be more than true, you are worse than false."

"Love is an obsessive delusion that is cured by marriage."

"You use your money to buy privacy because during most of your life you aren't allowed to be normal."

"It is kind of strange watching your personal history become costume."

"I love surprises and coincidences. I love them even more when I don't pass them off as luck, but rather recognize them as a sign that my life's course is right on track."

"Know thyself? A maxim as pernicious as it is ugly. Whoever observes himself arrests his own development. A caterpillar who wanted to know itself well would never become a butterfly."

"HOUSELESS, adj. Having paid all taxes on household goods."

"Listening to both sides of a story will convince you that there is more to a story than both sides."

"'I may lose land...but I never lose a minute.'"

"My meaning in saying he is a good man, is to have you understand me that he is sufficient."

"A smile is the shortest distance between two people."