"All that is really necessary for survival of the fittest, it seems, is an interest in life, good, bad, or peculiar."

"He who seldom speaks, and with one calm well-timed word can strike dumb the loquacious, is a genius or a hero."

"It is with disease of the mind, as with those of the body; we are half dead before we understand our disorder, and half cured when we do."

"You can stand tall, without standing on someone. You can be a victor without having victims."

"You are the product of your own brainstorm."

"The vice-presidency ain't worth a pitcher of warm spit."

"If government could create jobs and raise children, socialism would have worked."

"What happens if a big asteroid hits Earth ? Judging from realistic simulations involving a sledge hammer and a common laboratory frog, we can assume it will be pretty bad."

"Women remember the first kiss, men remember the last."

"Genius is the ability to put into effect what is in your mind."

"When the people find that they can vote themselves money, that will herald the end of the republic. Sell not liberty to purchase power."

"All the things I really like to do are either illegal, immoral, or fattening."