"Progress might have been all right once, but it went on too long."

"The Preacher, the Politicain, the Teacher, Were each of them once a kiddie. A child, indeed, is a wonderful creature. Do I want one? God Forbiddie!"

"A family is a unit composed not only of children but of men, women, an occasional animal, and the common cold."

"The Pig, if I am not mistaken, Supplies us sausage, ham, and Bacon. Let others say his heart is big, I think it stupid of the Pig."

"Progress might have been all right once, but it has gone on too long."

"People who have what they want are very fond of telling people who haven't what they want that they don't want it."

"Long ago we stated the reason for labour organizations. We said that union was essential to give labourers opportunity to deal on an equality with their employers."

"It's a funny thing about life; if you refuse to accept anything but the best, you very often get it."

"It is a great thing to start life with a small number of really good books which are your very own."

"If my religion is true, it will stand up to all my questioning; there is no need to fear."

"How high must we build these walls Around the fields of paradise?"

"He that blows the coals in quarrels that he has nothing to do with, has no right to complain if the sparks fly in his face."