"Happily ever after doesn't come free, but I'd give anything to have it."

"If fear alters behavior, you're already defeated."

"Entia non sunt multiplicanda praeter necessitatem (Entities must not be multiplied beyond necessity.)"

"Celibacy is not hereditary."

"The final delusion is the belief that one has lost all delusions."

"God's mill grinds slow but sure."

"Politics: 'The conduct of public affairs for private advantage.'"

"I have come to believe that the whole world is an enigma, a harmless enigma that is made terrible by our own mad attempt to interpret it as though it had an underlying truth."

"God is not in need of anything, but all things are in need of him."

"Whenever people say 'we mustn't be sentimental', you can take it they are about to do something cruel. And if they add, 'we must be realistic', they mean they are going to make money out of it."

"If a man does not know to what port he is steering, no wind is favourable to him."

"God put me on Earth to accomplish a certain number of things. Right now I'm so far behind I will never die!"