"You know you're in love when you can't fall asleep because reality is finally better than your dreams."

"Step with care and great tact And remember that Life's a Great Balancing Act Just never forget to be dexterous and deft And never mix up your right foot with your left."

"A person's a person, no matter how small."

"You make 'em, I amuse 'em. [children]"

"Unless someone like you cares a whole awful lot, nothing is going to get better. It's not."

"I meant what I said, and I said what I meant. An elephant's faithful, one hundred percent."

"I never guess. It is a capital mistake to theorize before one has data. Insensibly one begins to twist facts to suit theories, instead of theories to suit facts."

"One can pay back the loan of gold, but one dies forever in debt to those who are kind."

"O for a life of Sensations rather than of Thoughts."

"I am excessively fond of music, but without the smallest skill or right of judging of anybody's performance."

"One hundred thousand lemmings can't be wrong."

"He who refuses to embrace a unique opportunity loses the prize as surely as if he had failed."