"I think that I shall never see a billboard lovely as a tree. Perhaps, unless the billboards fall, I'll never see a tree at all."

"People who have what they want are fond of telling people who haven't what they want that they really don't want it."

"The Preacher, the Politicain, the Teacher, Were each of them once a kiddie. A child, indeed, is a wonderful creature. Do I want one? God Forbiddie!"

"A family is a unit composed not only of children but of men, women, an occasional animal, and the common cold."

"A family is a unit composed not only of children but of men, women, an occasional animal, and the common cold."

"He without benefit of scruples His fun and money soon quadruples."

"Talk is cheap. Let's go play."

"Talent hits a target no one else can hit; Genius hits a target no one else can see."

"Innocence more often than not is a piece of good fortune rather than a virtue."

"Love the ones you can. Touch the ones you can reach. Let the others go."

"When neither their property nor their honor is touched, the marjority of men live content."

"A divine falsehood is more powerful than any human truth."